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RD	01Jay All DayA	02Hos SauceB	03Delivery ManB	04Dj CulpritB	051 time for Ya boyC	06Friends with the enemyC	07Brady's Burial GroundsC	08The Dirty DsC	09Half Way CrookC	10Hold my DITKAB
1→	1ECR 2 Jahmyr Gibbs RB1DETbye 6-1	2ECR 4 Bijan Robinson RB2ATLbye 11-2	3ECR 1 Ja'Marr Chase WR1CINbye 6+2	4ECR 10 Jonathan Taylor RB4INDbye 13-6	5ECR 22 Saquon Barkley RB8PHIbye 10-17	6ECR 5 Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR3SEAbye 11+1	7ECR 7 Christian McCaffrey RB3SFbye 8+0	8ECR 6 Amon-Ra St. Brown WR4DETbye 6+2	9ECR 13 James Cook III RB5BUFbye 7-4	10ECR 9 CeeDee Lamb WR6DALbye 14+1
2←	20ECR 18 Brock Bowers TE2LVbye 13+2	19ECR 24 Kenneth Walker III RB9KCbye 5-5	18ECR 28 Ashton Jeanty RB11LVbye 13-10	17ECR 11 Drake London WR7ATLbye 11+6	16ECR 34 Derrick Henry RB12BALbye 13-18	15ECR 19 George Pickens WR11DALbye 14-4	14ECR 12 A.J. Brown WR8NEbye 11+2	13ECR 25 Omarion Hampton RB10LACbye 7-12	12ECR 16 Chase Brown RB6CINbye 6-4	11ECR 8 Justin Jefferson WR5MINbye 6+3
3→	21ECR 43 Javonte Williams RB16DALbye 14-22	22ECR 21 DeVonta Smith WR12PHIbye 10+1	23ECR 26 Josh Allen QB1BUFbye 7-3	24ECR 27 Rashee Rice WR14KCbye 5-3	25ECR 30 Garrett Wilson WR16NYJbye 13-5	26ECR 40 Jeremiyah Love RB14ARIbye 14-14	27ECR 52 Tyler Warren TE4INDbye 13-25	28ECR 15 Chris Olave WR10NObye 8+13	29ECR 23 Malik Nabers WR13NYGbye 8+6	30ECR 41 Emeka Egbuka WR21TBbye 10-11
4←	40ECR 29 Zay Flowers WR15BALbye 13+11	39ECR 47 Terry McLaurin WR23WSHbye 7-8	38ECR 32 Jaylen Waddle WR17DENbye 10+6	37ECR 50 D'Andre Swift RB18CHIbye 10-13	36ECR 48 Davante Adams WR24LARbye 11-12	35ECR 37 Colston Loveland TE3CHIbye 10-2	34ECR 36 Tetairoa McMillan WR19CARbye 5-2	33ECR 60 Quinshon Judkins RB22CLEbye 11-27	32ECR 45 Travis Etienne Jr. RB17NObye 8-13	31ECR 39 Breece Hall RB13NYJbye 13-8
5→	41ECR 31 Lamar Jackson QB2BALbye 13+10	42ECR 38 Tee Higgins WR20CINbye 6+4	43ECR 59 David Montgomery RB21HOUbye 8-16	44ECR 54 Jalen Hurts QB5PHIbye 10-10	45ECR 49 DJ Moore WR25BUFbye 7-4	46ECR 71 Jaylen Warren RB27PITbye 9-25	47ECR 44 Joe Burrow QB4CINbye 6+3	48ECR 61 Rome Odunze WR29CHIbye 10-13	49ECR 58 Parker Washington WR28JAXbye 7-9	50ECR 64 Jadarian Price RB23SEAbye 11-14
6←	60ECR 111 MarShawn Lloyd RB37GBbye 11-51	59ECR 75 Kyle Pitts Sr. TE6ATLbye 11-16	58ECR 20 De'Von Achane RB7MIAbye 6KEPT	57ECR 46 Luther Burden III WR22CHIbye 10+11	56ECR 83 Sam LaPorta TE8DETbye 6-27	55ECR 53 Jameson Williams WR26DETbye 6+2	54ECR 68 TreVeyon Henderson RB25NEbye 11-14	53ECR 65 Bhayshul Tuten RB24JAXbye 7-12	52ECR 14 Nico Collins WR9HOUbye 8KEPT	51ECR 66 Carnell Tate WR31TENbye 9-15
7→	61ECR 17 Trey McBride TE1ARIbye 14KEPT	62ECR 70 Rhamondre Stevenson RB26NEbye 11-8	63ECR 67 Marvin Harrison Jr. WR32ARIbye 14-4	64ECR 80 Tony Pollard RB28TENbye 9-16	65ECR 84 Courtland Sutton WR37DENbye 10-19	66ECR 62 Mike Evans WR30SFbye 8+4	67ECR 78 Michael Pittman Jr. WR35PITbye 9-11	68ECR 57 Jayden Daniels QB6WSHbye 7+11	69ECR 69 Justin Herbert QB8LACbye 7+0	70ECR 74 Harold Fannin Jr. TE5CLEbye 11-4
8←	80ECR 3 Puka Nacua WR2LARbye 11KEPT	79ECR 97 Chuba Hubbard RB33CARbye 5-18	78ECR 88 Michael Wilson WR40ARIbye 14-10	77ECR 99 Alec Pierce WR43INDbye 13-22	76ECR 42 Kyren Williams RB15LARbye 11KEPT	75ECR 96 Jaxson Dart QB13NYGbye 8-21	74ECR 85 Wan'Dale Robinson WR38TENbye 9-11	73ECR 77 DK Metcalf WR34PITbye 9-4	72ECR 183 Brandon Aubrey K1DALbye 14-111	71ECR 33 Ladd McConkey WR18LACbye 7KEPT
9→	81ECR 72 Chris Godwin Jr. WR33TBbye 10+9	82ECR 125 Matthew Golden WR50GBbye 11-43	83ECR 90 Stefon Diggs WR42WSHbye 7-7	84ECR 92 George Kittle TE9SFbye 8-8	85ECR 93 Kenny Gainwell RB32TBbye 10-8	86ECR 149 Josh Jacobs RB51GBbye 11-63	87ECR 118 Dallas Goedert TE12PHIbye 10-31	88ECR 107 Blake Corum RB35LARbye 11-19	89ECR 82 Rico Dowdle RB29PITbye 9+7	90ECR 87 Jonathon Brooks RB30CARbye 5+3
10←	100ECR 112 Jordan Mason RB38MINbye 6-12	99ECR 203 Travis Hunter WR76JAXbye 7-104	98ECR 109 Rachaad White RB36WSHbye 7-11	97ECR 102 J.K. Dobbins RB34DENbye 10-5	96ECR 104 Matthew Stafford QB16LARbye 11-8	95ECR 117 Aaron Jones Sr. RB40MINbye 6-22	94ECR 91 RJ Harvey RB31DENbye 10+3	93ECR 98 Travis Kelce TE10KCbye 5-5	92ECR 105 Jordan Addison WR45MINbye 6-13	91ECR 55 Cam Skattebo RB20NYGbye 8KEPT
11→	101ECR 121 De'Zhaun Stribling WR49SFbye 8-20	102ECR 35 Drake Maye QB3NEbye 11KEPT	103ECR 120 Isaiah Likely TE13NYGbye 8-17	104ECR 108 Jakobi Meyers WR47JAXbye 7-4	105ECR 110 Makai Lemon WR48PHIbye 10-5	106ECR 63 Caleb Williams QB7CHIbye 10+43	107ECR 115 Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB39WSHbye 7-8	108ECR 51 Bucky Irving RB19TBbye 10KEPT	109ECR 76 Dak Prescott QB10DALbye 14+33	110ECR 101 Patrick Mahomes QB14KCbye 5+9
12←	120ECR 106 KC Concepcion WR46CLEbye 11+14	119ECR 123 Jake Ferguson TE14DALbye 14KEPT	118ECR 56 Christian Watson WR27GBbye 11KEPT	117ECR 168 Seahawks D/ST DST4SEAbye 11-51	116ECR 89 Quentin Johnston WR41LACbye 7+27	115ECR 189 Cameron Dicker K2LACbye 7-74	114ECR 253 Jack Bech WR91LVbye 13-139	113ECR 81 Brian Thomas Jr. WR36JAXbye 7+32	112ECR 141 Jordyn Tyson WR56NObye 8-29	111ECR 204 Kenyon Sadiq TE24NYJbye 13-93
13→	121ECR 142 Jonah Coleman RB46DENbye 10-21	122ECR 95 Bo Nix QB12DENbye 10+27	123ECR 131 Xavier Worthy WR54KCbye 5-8	124ECR 234 Harrison Mevis K13LARbye 11-110	125ECR 190 Ka'imi Fairbairn K3HOUbye 8-65	126ECR 219 Nicholas Singleton RB63TENbye 9-93	127ECR 133 Mark Andrews TE16BALbye 13-6	128ECR 100 Jayden Reed WR44GBbye 11+28	129ECR 79 Tucker Kraft TE7GBbye 11KEPT	130ECR 137 Tyjae Spears RB45TENbye 9-7
14←	140ECR 103 Jared Goff QB15DETbye 6+37	139ECR 132 Woody Marks RB42HOUbye 8+7	138ECR 148 Zach Charbonnet RB50SEAbye 11-10	137ECR 94 Brock Purdy QB11SFbye 8+43	136ECR 164 Rams D/ST DST2LARbye 11-28	135ECR 249 Ted Hurst III WR90TBbye 10-114	134ECR 158 Tank Bigsby RB52PHIbye 10-24	133ECR 213 Kaelon Black RB62SFbye 8-80	132ECR 155 Texans D/ST DST1HOUbye 8-23	131ECR 216 Malachi Fields WR78NYGbye 8-85
15→	141ECR 145 Mike Washington Jr. RB48LVbye 13-4	142ECR 165 Broncos D/ST DST3DENbye 10-23	143ECR 128 Juwan Johnson TE15NObye 8+15	144ECR 114 Dalton Kincaid TE11BUFbye 7+30	145ECR 160 Alvin Kamara RB53NObye 8-15	146ECR 192 Ravens D/ST DST10BALbye 13-46	147ECR 73 Trevor Lawrence QB9JAXbye 7+74	148ECR 194 Cam Little K4JAXbye 7-46	149ECR 157 Hunter Henry TE20NEbye 11-8	150ECR 119 Baker Mayfield QB19TBbye 10+31
16←	160ECR 173 Eagles D/ST DST5PHIbye 10-13	159ECR 197 Jason Myers K5SEAbye 11-38	158ECR 113 Kyler Murray QB17MINbye 6+45	157ECR 235 Justice Hill RB67BALbye 13-78	156ECR 140 Deebo Samuel Sr. WR55SFbye 8+16	155ECR 174 T.J. Hockenson TE21MINbye 6-19	154ECR 122 Kyle Monangai RB41CHIbye 10KEPT	153ECR 188 Jaguars D/ST DST9JAXbye 7-35	152ECR 159 Adonai Mitchell WR60NYJbye 13-7	151ECR 250 Harrison Butker K14KCbye 5-99
17→	161ECR 222 Evan McPherson K9CINbye 6-61	162ECR 86 Josh Downs WR39INDbye 13+76	163ECR 205 Eddy Pineiro K6SFbye 8-42	164ECR 127 Romeo Doubs WR52NEbye 11+37	165ECR 139 Daniel Jones QB24INDbye 13+26	166ECR 130 Khalil Shakir WR53BUFbye 7+36	167ECR 214 Jake Bates K8DETbye 6-47	168ECR 151 Tre Tucker WR59LVbye 13+17	169ECR 163 Jalen McMillan WR63TBbye 10+6	170ECR 230 Lions D/ST DST14DETbye 6-60
18←	180ECR 202 Ja'Kobi Lane WR75BALbye 13-22	179ECR 134 Tyler Allgeier RB43ARIbye 14+45	178ECR 193 Chargers D/ST DST11LACbye 7-15	177ECR 126 Jalen Coker WR51CARbye 5+51	176ECR 244 Devaughn Vele WR87NObye 8-68	175ECR 232 Najee Harris RB66NYGbye 8-57	174ECR 185 Steelers D/ST DST6PITbye 9-11	173ECR 146 Keaton Mitchell RB49LACbye 7+27	172ECR 224 Zachariah Branch WR82ATLbye 11-52	171ECR 372 Odell Beckham Jr. WR132NYGbye 8-201

Hos SauceRory HosephrosESPN projects142.1

1 time for Ya boyMike ShinefeldESPN projects139.5

ESPN lineHos Sauce −2.5

House lineHos Sauce −2.0

Projected total279.5

Matchup win probHos 52%

Hos finishes Sunday night. Chode has forty-one percent of his lineup still to play.

The call

Chode's whole season is a bet that one NFL offence stays upright, and this week it is not even subtle: Stafford, Davante Adams, Kyren Williams and the Rams defense are all in the Monday night game, 56.7 projected points, four of his ten starters, and his lineup touches only six NFL games all week — fewer than anyone. Hos is the opposite shape. Bijan and Kenneth Walker are the second-best projected running back pair on the board behind only Jay's, and everything after them is the bag of lottery tickets he drafted. Both men also managed to draft players who cancel each other out: Chode has Sam LaPorta and DJ Moore on opposite sides on Thursday, Hos has Chuba Hubbard running at Bijan Robinson and Terry McLaurin catching passes against his own tight end.

The numbers

ESPN has Hos at 142.1 to Chode's 139.5, the smallest ESPN gap on the board and a 279.5 total, the highest of the week. The clock is the whole story. Hos is done when Kenneth Walker's Sunday night game ends; Chode will still be holding 56.7 projected points on Monday. If Hos leads by less than that when Sunday night ends, he is not actually ahead.

The pickHos, laying the house's 2.0. The projection edge is a rounding error, but a 2.0 line is a coin flip with a two-point nudge, and Chode needing four Rams to all show up on the same night is a thinner plan than it looks on the card.

Half Way CrookJonathan ShookESPN projects140.4

Jay All DayJason MESPN projects144.6

ESPN lineJay All Day −4.0

House lineJay All Day −3.0

Projected total281.5

Matchup win probJay 53%

Jay traded the best tight end in the league. His tight end this week is the 23rd best.

The call

Jay sent Trey McBride and two bench bodies to Ant for Luther Burden III and Alec Pierce, which was defensible right up until Brock Bowers was ruled out and the tight end slot fell to Terrance Ferguson, a waiver pickup with a consensus rank of 194. The lineup still projects second in the league. It also contains the worst starting tight end in the league, and those are now the same roster. Shook, meanwhile, has spent the week talking himself out of a quarterback: he started Justin Herbert in Week 1, scored 109.5 — the lowest score in the league — and has now benched him for Dak Prescott, on the theory that the quarterback was the problem rather than the eight receivers.

The numbers

ESPN has Jay 144.6 to Shook 140.4, four points, and a 281.5 total, the highest of the week. Jay's Ferguson projects 6.2; McBride, in Ant's lineup, projects 14.3. That 8.1-point hole is nearly three times the spread. These two share five NFL games, and it runs all the way to Monday night, where Jay has Puka Nacua and Ferguson against Shook's Malik Nabers. Historical note, because it is too good to leave out: the biggest blowout in Woof Squad history is Jay over Shook by 121.2 in 2023.

The pickJay, laying 3.0. The roster is still the best one here by a distance, and Shook's counterargument is that his three starters in the Cincinnati game are on opposite sides of it.

Hold my DITKABill BachmanESPN projects137.8

The Dirty DsMatt DodaroESPN projects134.6

ESPN lineHold my DITKA −3.0

House lineHold my DITKA −2.0

Projected total273.0

Matchup win probBJ 53%

Six shared NFL games, a three-point line, and neither of them finishes before Sunday night

The call

The most tangled matchup of the week. D and BJ have starters opposite each other in six different NFL games, which means almost nothing either of them does happens in isolation. D took the advice he was given in Week 1 — Rome Odunze is in the flex, DK Metcalf is on the bench — and he is still leaning on the Jacksonville block he drafted, with Cam Little and the Jaguars defense both riding on the same 4:05 kickoff. BJ's roster is the patience-at-quarterback build: Mahomes at 110, Justin Jefferson and CeeDee Lamb at the top, and Odell Beckham Jr. at a consensus rank of 365, still on the bench, where he will stay.

The numbers

ESPN has BJ 137.8 to D 134.6, a three-point edge; the house shrinks it to two. The pinch point is Sunday night in Kansas City, where D's Travis Kelce is on the field against BJ's Mahomes and Harrison Butker — three starters, two owners, one broadcast. Then BJ keeps going: Cam Skattebo plays Monday night and D does not have anyone left. Ladd McConkey is questionable at 14.2 projected, which is the one number that could move this line before Sunday.

The pickBJ, laying 2.0. Two points and the last word on Monday; McConkey clearing is the whole bet.

Delivery ManDan SheridanESPN projects146.2

Brady's Burial GroundsRyan BradyESPN projects112.7

ESPN lineDelivery Man −33.5

House lineDelivery Man −23.5

Projected total263.5

Matchup win probDan 74%

The biggest number of the week is propped up by a zero Brady has not noticed yet

The call

ESPN projects Brady at 112.7, twenty points below anyone else in the league, and that figure includes A.J. Brown sitting in a starting receiver slot on injured reserve, projected for exactly nothing. Dallas Goedert projects 10.9 on his bench. This is a thirty-three-point spread that is partly an unset lineup. Dan, on the other side, is doing nothing complicated: Josh Allen at pick 23, eighteen picks before the next quarterback, 188.4 in Week 1 — the highest score anybody put up — and the shortest championship price on the board. He has also managed to put three pairs of his own starters on opposite sides of the same games, tied with Ant for the most in the league, which is a lot of self-inflicted friction for a favourite.

The numbers

ESPN says Dan by 33.5. The house says 23.5, and the house is being generous to Dan. Brady's actual playable roster is roughly ten points better than the number implies the moment he moves Goedert into the flex and pushes Michael Pittman Jr. up. The total, 263.5, is the lowest of the week by nine points — this is the game with the least scoring in it and the most margin.

The pickDan wins. But the pick is Brady +23.5. A line built on a starter who cannot play is a line built on a mistake that takes thirty seconds to fix.

Dj CulpritAnthony CulpESPN projects139.3

Friends with the enemyLiam SchicklingESPN projects132.5

ESPN lineDj Culprit −7.0

House lineDj Culprit −4.5

Projected total272.5

Matchup win probAnt 55%

Ant added the best tight end in the league and immediately pointed three of his starters at each other

The call

Ant is the beneficiary of Jay's trade — Trey McBride at 14.3 is the highest projected tight end any manager is starting this week. He has also built the strangest lineup on the board: Jalen Hurts plays against his own Tony Pollard, the Seahawks defense plays against his own Trey McBride, and Jonathan Taylor plays against his own Rashee Rice. Three self-cancelling pairs, more than anybody. Liam's problem is simpler and sadder: Josh Jacobs is day to day at zero, Najee Harris and Nicholas Singleton project zero beside him, and the quarterback he drafted 31 picks after his starter projects higher than the starter and is on the bench too.

The numbers

ESPN has Ant 139.3 to Liam 132.5, seven points, regressed to 4.5. Four of their twenty starters are in the same 4:25 game in Arizona — Liam's Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Jeremiyah Love against Ant's McBride and the Seattle defense. Then it comes down to Monday night, where Liam has Jaxson Dart at 21.3 and Ant has Harrison Mevis at 9.5. Liam within twelve after Sunday is Liam with a live ticket.

The pickAnt, laying 4.5. The tight end edge alone is most of the spread, and Liam's bench currently holds three players projected at exactly zero.

Jay

Godwin or Pierce in the flex?

Alec PierceWR43 · consensus 97 · 11.4 proj · questionable · IND @ KC, Sun 8:20

Chris Godwin Jr.WR33 · consensus 72 · 9.8 proj · CLE @ TB, Sun 1:00

Godwin is in the lineup at 9.8, the lowest projection anywhere in Jay's ten, and Pierce — who arrived in the McBride trade — is on the bench at 11.4. Ranks say Godwin, projections say Pierce, and neither margin is big enough to decide it. What decides it is the hole next door. Jay is already conceding 8.1 points at tight end this week, starting the consensus TE23 while the TE1 he traded away plays for Ant. A manager giving up eight points at one slot does not get to also give up 1.6 at another. The counterweight is real: Pierce is questionable, and if he does not clear by Friday this is not a decision at all.

Start Pierce if he clears. He is the larger number, and Jay cannot afford to be relaxed about small ones in a week where he is already short a tight end.

Shook

Dak or Herbert?

Justin HerbertQB8 · consensus 69 · 22.4 proj · LV @ LAC, Sun 4:05

Dak PrescottQB10 · consensus 76 · 24.0 proj · WSH @ DAL, Sun 4:25

This is the same question as last week, and it deserves the same answer for a different reason. Shook started Herbert in Week 1 and scored 109.5, the lowest total in the league, so he has concluded the quarterback was the problem and benched him for Dak. It was not the quarterback. The verifiable argument against Dak is on the rest of the card: Brandon Aubrey, the kicker Shook took at pick 72 — consensus K1, 183rd overall — is a Cowboy. Starting Dak puts the quarterback and the kicker in the same broadcast, so one bad afternoon in Dallas costs him twice. Herbert plays in a game where Shook owns nobody at all.

Start Herbert. Dak projects 1.6 more; Dak also doubles Shook's exposure to a single NFL offence he has already bet his kicker on.

Ant

Hurts or Purdy?

Brock PurdyQB11 · consensus 94 · 24.7 proj · MIA @ SF, Sun 4:25

Jalen HurtsQB5 · consensus 53 · 22.6 proj · PHI @ TEN, Sun 1:00

The rare call where the bench player wins on every axis that can be checked. Purdy projects 2.1 higher. Purdy also fixes a structural problem: Hurts plays against Ant's own Tony Pollard in Tennessee, so every point Philadelphia's offence takes off the board is a point Ant loses on the other side of his own lineup. Ant has three of these self-cancelling pairs, the most in the league. Starting Purdy removes one of them and replaces it with the opposite — George Kittle is already in Ant's flex, and he catches passes from Purdy.

Start Purdy. Two more projected points, one fewer pair of his own players fighting each other, and a quarterback-tight end stack for free.

Liam

Dart or Caleb Williams?

Jaxson DartQB13 · consensus 100 · 21.3 proj · NYG @ LAR, Mon 8:15

Caleb WilliamsQB7 · consensus 63 · 22.0 proj · MIN @ CHI, Sun 1:00

Every number on the page says Caleb: 37 ranks better, 0.7 projected points better, and Liam drafted him 31 picks after Dart, which is its own small indictment. Take Dart anyway, because of when he plays. Liam is a 4.5-point underdog and Dart is the only starter he has left after Sunday night. Ant's last man is Harrison Mevis at 9.5. That is an 11.8-point Monday-night swing in Liam's favour, and a dog needs the last card, not the marginally better one. Start Caleb and the game is over at 7pm Sunday with Liam behind.

Start Dart. Give up 0.7 to keep the only lever that is still live on Monday night.

Game	Spread	Result	Moneyline	Total	O/U
DITKA / Crook152.4 – 109.5	DITKA −1.5	COVER by 41.4	DITKA −120 ✓	272.0	261.9 · UNDER
Delivery / Ya boy188.4 – 125.0	Delivery −2.0	COVER by 61.4	Delivery −120 ✓	275.0	313.4 · OVER
Culprit / Hos150.6 – 124.8	Culprit −5.5	COVER by 20.3	Culprit −140 ✓	264.5	275.4 · OVER
Jay / Brady167.0 – 121.2	Jay −7.5	COVER by 38.3	Jay −155 ✓	270.5	288.2 · OVER
Dirty Ds / Enemy156.8 – 124.1	Dirty Ds −1.5	COVER by 31.2	Dirty Ds −120 ✓	269.5	280.9 · OVER

Call	Result	Verdict
The picks: BJ over Shook · Dan over Chode · Ant over Hos · Jay over Brady · D over Liam	5 – 0	All five, straight up and against the number
Lineup call: Brady start Goedert over Wan’Dale	23.7 vs 8.8	Right by 14.9 — and Brady started Wan’Dale anyway
Lineup call: Chode start Sutton over DJ Moore	3.1 vs 21.0	Wrong by 17.9, the worst call of the week. Chode ignored it and it saved him nothing — he still lost by 63
Lineup call: Jay start Lloyd over Godwin	3.7 vs 8.3	Wrong by 4.6. Jay ignored it and gained those points
Lineup call: Shook start Herbert over Dak	14.9 vs 18.4	Wrong by 3.5 — the one card a manager actually followed

Team	Record	Points for	Optimal	Left on bench	vs league median
Delivery ManDan	1–0	188.4	213.9	25.5	+50.6
Jay All DayJay	1–0	167.0	171.2	4.2	+29.2
The Dirty DsD	1–0	156.8	161.7	4.9	+19.0
Hold my DITKABJ	1–0	152.4	159.7	7.3	+14.6
Dj CulpritAnt	1–0	150.6	202.5	51.9	+12.8
1 time for Ya boyChode	0–1	125.0	164.6	39.6	-12.8
Hos SauceHos	0–1	124.8	152.3	27.5	-13.0
Friends with the enemyLiam	0–1	124.1	150.5	26.4	-13.7
Brady’s Burial GroundsBrady	0–1	121.2	162.9	41.7	-16.6
Half Way CrookShook	0–1	109.5	121.8	12.3	-28.3

Team	Record	Sim wins	Division odds
Delivery Man	1–0	8.5	43.9%
Jay All Day	1–0	8.2	34.4%
Half Way Crook	0–1	6.9	11.1%
1 time for Ya boy	0–1	6.8	10.2%
Brady's Burial Grounds	0–1	4.0	0.3%

Team	Record	Sim wins	Division odds
Dj Culprit	1–0	7.7	29.2%
Hold my DITKA	1–0	7.6	26.4%
Hos Sauce	0–1	7.1	18.9%
The Dirty Ds	1–0	7.1	18.1%
Friends with the enemy	0–1	6.1	7.4%

Owner	Yrs	Record	Win%	Playoff trips	Playoff W–L	Titles	Last place	PF/g	PA/g
DMatt Dodaro	3	25–17	.595	3	7–1	●●	—	142.4	137.7
JayJason M	3	35–7	.833	3	3–2	●	—	149.8	127.1
ShookJonathan Shook	3	28–14	.667	3	2–3	—	—	148.4	135.7
HosRory Hosephros	3	21–21	.500	3	2–3	—	—	141.2	141.9
DanDan Sheridan	3	20–22	.476	1	0–1	—	—	135.9	133.5
BJBill Bachman	3	17–25	.405	1	0–1	—	—	133.1	139.6
ChodeMike Shinefeld	3	17–25	.405	1	1–1	—	—	127.4	134.5
LiamLiam Schickling	2	10–18	.357	0	—	—	1	126.3	137.6
BradyRyan Brady	3	14–28	.333	1	0–1	—	1	123.0	134.7
AntAnthony Culp	1	4–10	.286	0	—	—	—	119.6	137.8

Owner	Yrs	Record	Win%	Playoff trips	Playoff W–L	Titles	Last place	PF/g	PA/g
BrianBrian Masgay	2	16–12	.571	2	0–2	—	—	135.8	131.5
TimTim Hornberger	1	3–11	.214	0	—	—	1	120.9	138.3

	D	Jay	Shook	Hos	Dan	BJ	Chode	Liam	Brady	Ant	All
D	—	3–5	1–3	6–1	4–1	4–2	3–1	4–0	3–2	2–0	30–15
Jay	5–3	—	4–1	5–1	4–1	5–0	5–0	1–2	5–1	1–0	35–9
Shook	3–1	1–4	—	4–4	3–2	5–3	5–1	3–0	4–1	2–0	30–16
Hos	1–6	1–5	4–4	—	4–2	2–1	2–3	2–0	2–1	1–1	19–23
Dan	1–4	1–4	2–3	2–4	—	4–1	3–3	3–1	4–2	2–0	22–22
BJ	2–4	0–5	3–5	1–2	1–4	—	4–1	3–2	5–3	1–0	20–26
Chode	1–3	0–5	1–5	3–2	3–3	1–4	—	4–2	2–2	0–3	15–29
Liam	0–4	2–1	0–3	0–2	1–3	2–3	2–4	—	3–2	1–0	11–22
Brady	2–3	1–5	1–4	1–2	2–4	3–5	2–2	2–3	—	0–3	14–31
Ant	0–2	0–1	0–2	1–1	0–2	0–1	3–0	0–1	3–0	—	7–10

Team	Championship	Division	Playoffs	Regular season wins
Delivery ManDan Sheridan · #Woof	21.1%	43.9%	88.7%	8.5
Jay All DayJason M · #Woof	16.9%	34.4%	83.5%	8.5
Dj CulpritAnthony Culp · #Squad	12.1%	29.2%	74.0%	7.5
Hos SauceRory Hosephros · #Squad	11.0%	18.9%	63.5%	7.5
Hold my DITKABill Bachman · #Squad	10.7%	26.4%	70.8%	7.5
Half Way CrookJonathan Shook · #Woof	8.6%	11.1%	57.3%	7.5
1 time for Ya boyMike Shinefeld · #Woof	8.0%	10.2%	56.9%	7.5
The Dirty DsMatt Dodaro · #Squad	7.7%	18.1%	61.3%	7.5
Friends with the enemyLiam Schickling · #Squad	3.9%	7.4%	38.6%	6.5
Brady's Burial GroundsRyan Brady · #Woof	0.1%	0.3%	5.2%	4.5

The Board

How The Rounds Broke

Superlatives

The Brandon Aubrey Memorial Reach

Best Roster, Worst Calendar

Duval Till We Die

The Whole Rams Depth Chart

Zero For Two On Keepers

First Blood At Quarterback

The Longest Wait, Then The Worst Idea

The Wide Receiver Hoarders

Team Dossiers

Projected starters

Best of the bench

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Best of the bench

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Week 2 Preview

Hos finishes Sunday night. Chode has forty-one percent of his lineup still to play.

Jay traded the best tight end in the league. His tight end this week is the 23rd best.

Six shared NFL games, a three-point line, and neither of them finishes before Sunday night

The biggest number of the week is propped up by a zero Brady has not noticed yet

Ant added the best tight end in the league and immediately pointed three of his starters at each other

The Week’s Real Lineup Calls

Godwin or Pierce in the flex?

Dak or Herbert?

Hurts or Purdy?

Dart or Caleb Williams?

Brady covers, and the reason is a lineup he has not set yet

The NFL Week, In Order

Thursday night

Sunday early

Sunday afternoon

Sunday night

Monday night

Games to watch

DET @ BUF — three matchups open here at once

NYG @ LAR — eleven starters, and the whole week ends here

CIN @ HOU — Shook against himself, again

WSH @ DAL — Shook's quarterback and his kicker, same broadcast

IND @ KC — the pinch point of the tightest game

SEA @ ARI — where the trade gets settled

Week 1 Recap

The Scoreboard

Seven Things That Happened

188.4 and the man who scored it was watching his first-round pick post a three

The best player in the league on Sunday never left the bench

Fifty-one points on the bench and a win anyway

The kicker he reached for in the sixth scored one point, and the defense scored less

The best backfield in the league lost by twenty-six

Cleanest lineup in the league, and a hole where the tight end goes

Two receivers, seventy-seven points, one comfortable win

Against Projection

Overdelivered

Underdelivered

The Book

Week 1 Settlement

The Bill

Grading what we put on the record

Where Everyone Stands

Previous Weeks

Season Visualizations

Points for and points against

Weekly high and low

Weekly finishes